This evening is completely bonkers. All of this that happened is just unreal. I am speechless.

This whole situation has left me feeling shocked. Let me take a breath to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a dream. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Believe This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was walking down the check here street when I glimpsed a cat wearing a glasses. It looked totally normal. You could say it was the strangest thing I've ever witnessed. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Seriously We Can't Think It!

Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This can't be real, right?

• I'm floored
• This can't be happening
• Someone pinch me

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't understand what just occurred. I was sitting down the street when all of a sudden this massive squirrel jumped from a tree. It was carrying a gold coin! This is the truth. It stared at me for a moment, then took off running. I am so confused by what I just experienced.

Unbelievable! utterly shocking

Can you believe it? I can barely understand {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I affirm this is {thereality. It story is incredibly far-fetched, I almost doubt it's real..

• Maybe it was a dream? {I just can't explain this.

This is Beyond Belief

This story is absolutely outrageous. I can't believe what I've just experienced. It's like adream come true. Reality has been bent.

• Could this be real?
• This can't be happening!

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This opens up a whole new world.